In case you were wondering what the performances were like on David Bowie's recently released (and dreadful) VH1 Storytellers, the video of snooze-inducing "Survive" from Hours is above for your perusal. Bowie isn't that bad, it's just that his band seems content to bang out adult contemporary slop. But given the weak source material, you can't really blame them. [You Ain't No Picasso]