Dam-Funk seems like he walked into a Afro-Sheen time portal in 1984, and walked into our lives to deliver the type of R&B Smoove B uses when he freaks ladies like deer in sensual heat. Barring any Terminator scenarios, dude is for real: He does songs like "I Wanna Thank U (4 Steppin' Into My Life)" in all seriousness. Or at least as serious as a song called that can be performed. Above is video of Funk getting down at Union Pool in Brooklyn for Pitchfork TV. Warning: Your computer screen might not be able to handle this much sensuality. [P4K]