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Chris Brown: "Transform Ya" f. Lil Wayne & Swizz Beatz (Video)

10:29 a.m. · October 27, 2009 · by Andrew Winistorfer

Were you aware that Chris Brown is a car? He totally is. And the women he's interested in now are cars/motorcycles. He's like totally changed, y'all. Like I said when the MP3 for "Transform Ya" leaked: The only "transformation" we care about is If only Chris Brown could transform into the dorksword we knew before this year's Grammy's. That'll never happen though, not even with Swizz Beatz' stellar beat or Wayne's LOLZ-worthy guitar "playing."