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Brooke Hogan: "Birthday Sex" (Remix) (ft. Fabolous, Jeremih) (Stream)

It has become clear to me that "Birthday Sex" is more than just a catchy, gimmicky track whose charm relies heavily on the autouned "I-I-I." "Birthday Sex" is a revolution. "Birthday Sex" is the herald of a new era. In ten years, like the assassination of President Kennedy, or 9/11, people will ask you, "Where were you the first time you heard Birthday Sex?" Children will read about "Birthday Sex" in textbooks. Alternative artists with stencil Jeremih's face on the side of buildings. Those who missed out on "Birthday Sex" will be considered fuddy-duddies, ignorant of the plain, boldfaced cultural signifigance of a song about annual coitus, to celebrate the creation of life. Oh God, what a brave new world that awaits us. Make sure you're packing condoms.

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Brooke Hogan

mattycakes= Dr. Birthday Sex

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LOVE IT

kelly

this is much better then the really one u did your thing brook and i lve the show but that a little nasty 4 daddy lil girl (lol)

gabby

i just threw up in my mouth a little. how could she ruin such a good song!??! and how could Fabolous take part in something so horrible?!

jessica

WOW I love this version

kiera

I LOVE THE SONGS

Danielle

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