As a PhD candidate for Black Eyed Peas studies at the University of Phoenix (the online one), it's my great pleasure to bring you the very, very, very expensive looking video for Black Eyed Peas' "Meet Me Halfway." Like every Black Eyed Peas video, this full of some questionable things, especially space elephants, Fergie lying down in the meadow from the video by that group date-rapists love, and one of those members that just collect weekly checks floating by the sun in a physically impossible manner (he'd be burned alive, obviously). This is like Stargate, but without ridiculous use of asexual Egyptian gods. Or like my nightmares, but with a worse soundtrack.

Black Eyed Peas' The E.N.D., in case you were curious (you were not curious), is out now.