I think I may finally understand what it means to be on AARP: Watching this clip of Justin Bieber performing on Letterman last night makes me want to start eating dinner at 4 p.m. and ask every store if they have a senior discount. Because I am clearly about 15 years outside of the target market for this kid, which is probably how my dad felt about Michael Jackson. I just farted a little dust.
When you get down to it, Bieber is more or less just bringing back the boy band trend of my childhood, but via a solo act. I mean look at all the dancers, and the horrible choreography that lines up with the lyrics. This could have been Backstreet Boys, if it weren’t for the fact that he’s like seven. Who else is hoping Raaaaaaaandy keeps trying to start an e-beef with Bieber? That’d be awesome.
Justin Bieber’s My World 2.0 is out now.