Because this performance by 50 Cent on Lopez Tonight on Tuesday is exactly like every other 50 Cent TV performance of the last three weeks, I'm more interested in the fact that Lopez called 50 Cent his "man." Do you think they are number one pals? Do they smoke PCP and beat up hookers together? Do they play leap frog in the nude in each other's mansions? Do they trade Pokemon cards? Do they ride tandem bicycles around New York parks? Do they hold hands at scary movies? Do they take each other out to Applebee's on each other's birthdays? The questions are endless.