KATY PERRY IS LOKI

    Illuminati alert: according to the irrefutable video evidence below, pop star — at least we thought she was just a pop star — Katy Perry has been exposed as none other than infamous intergalactic warmonger Loki from The Avengers. I’m running to Samuel L. Jackson’s underground bunker right now, and I don’t care if he’s in the middle of making gazpacho for date night.