Brett Favre Wears Crocs!!!

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by theSchoenrock
452 Posts
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5 years, 2 months ago
5 years ago

For my Prefix homies...


Sterger claimed she spurned Favre's advances because he was married, but also because she was working for the Jets at the time she didn't think it was the best idea to start a torrid affair with the team's highest profile player (the Jets have not responded to a question about any knowledge of the Favre/Sterger saga at this time). Plus, if she went forward with how aggressive he was and how skeeved out she was to some of her superiors, she suspected she might lose her job. The interactions were flirty and strange but she didn't think there wasn't anything that made her too uncomfortable. But then, one night, Sterger received a picture on her phone which was so shocking that she just tossed it across the room. It was his dick. Brett Favre's dick. And it happened multiple times. In fact, Sterger claims that, in one of the photos Favre allegedly sent her, he's masturbating — while wearing a pair of Crocs. In another photo, Favre is holding his penis while wearing the wristwatch he wore during his first teary-eyed retirement press conference.



I can't wait to see the kind of chicks he was pulling in Green Bay. They most assuredly were not pretty.


I think i should also let my Prefix homies know that Andross also wears crocs, so don't let Favre sully the good name of all croc wearers.

by andross
2939 Posts
I saw the Watch the Throne tour, and it was like seeing the moon landing.
3 years, 9 months ago
5 years ago
I only wear Crocs when I'm A.C. Slatering the Schoenrock's toilet though. 
by Al
4433 Posts
5 years ago
I saw a big dude on the subway last night wearing crocs. I imedeately pictured him A.C. slatering someone's toilet, while giving a thumbs up.... I busted out laughing uncontrollably.
by Daba
18083 Posts
Ready to get things pooping
4 years, 4 months ago
5 years ago

i'm not gonna root for favre now

unless they look like they'll win it all


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