whoa.

Timeline:

Dec. 8, Tiger's madams revealed: Our sister site Deadspin reports that Uchitel's job was to line up women for Tiger at tournaments around the world. Numerous sources tell the sports blog that she may have slept with him, too, but that she was not primarily his mistress. Deadspin says Kalika Moquin played a similar role, and is not widely believed to have slept with Woods.

http://gawker.com/5421795/the-tiger-woods-saga-a-definitive-timeline#dec92009

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No, Uchitel's main job was to provide women for Tiger during his globetrotting excursions to various tournaments, charity functions and fuck-and-run private-jet weekends with his Fortune 500 party pals that he seemed to enjoy so much. Kalika Moquin? Many Las Vegas insiders doubt that she ever slept with Tiger. But she did set him up with some sweet VIP service at The Bank or at Bare like any good hostess would: a roomful of available girls with a certain look that Tiger wanted, flown in just for the occasion. This is the world of high-end 

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And Tiger's a mighty whale. Serge estimates she's probably on retainer for about 10-15k per month to handle all his dirty business, and the tips for successful Tiger poontang-wrangling (among other things) could net her upwards of 50k in tips. Rachel knows not to mess around with somebody like Tiger; that whole "I didn't bang Tiger!" charade she pulled with anybody who asked after the National Enquirer tailed her to Melbourne 

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And if Uchitel were to start dishing, then plenty of other Sportsmen of the Year — not to mention certain members of the media who cover them — would suffer a similar fate as Tiger. There are many, many, many doors that many, many, many people would prefer stay tightly closed for now.

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Jaimee (and the other little yapping Tiger girls) annoyed the crap out one of Tiger's mistresses — a person who actually considered herself a "full-time" of Tiger's thanks to years of faithful service to his virulent sexual appetite. Ladies and gentlemen, meetVeronica Siwik-Daniels aka Joslyn James, a double-D brunette whose specialties include being double-penetrated on camera in many NSFW films.

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George Clooney May Have Had Sex With Someone Tiger Woods May Have Had Sex With

Read more: George Clooney May Have Had Sex With Someone Tiger Woods May Have Had Sex With -- Daily Intel http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2009/12/george_clooney_dragged_into_ti.html?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+nymag%2Fintel+%28Daily+Intelligencer+-+New+York+Magazine%29&utm_content=Google+Reader#ixzz0ZDuq6Hnp

The Women of Tiger Woods 2010 Calendar Girls

http://www.buzzfeed.com/rchemel/the-women-of-tiger-woods-2010-calendar-girls-4c/

Porn star Holly Sampson -- alleged mistress #79 -- talked openly about allegedly bedding Tiger Woods on an adult website called Naughty America back in May. Nobody believed it back then -- but

 

Read more: http://www.tmz.com/2009/12/09/tiger-woods-alleged-porn-star-mistress-holly-sampson-affair-naughty-america-video/#ixzz0ZF67GTO3

 

 

http://www.tmz.com/videos?autoplay=true&mediaKey=cec2cdd2-0c32-4ac2-97f9-fa0ebb209102

Paid for some lipo too....

A smokin'-hot lingerie model not only got Tiger's attention -- she also got a bundle of his dough to stay in his den, an astounding new report says.

Jamie Jungers, 26, used the scads of money she got from the 34-year-old Woods to enhance her already striking looks, Life & Style magazine reports in its new issue, on newsstands today.

"Tiger gave Jamie thousands of dollars," said an insider quoted by the mag. "She took that money to get liposuction on her thighs."

Jungers met Woods in Las Vegas in 2005 while working as a so-called "Trashy Girl" for the Trashy Lingerie line. They supposedly cavorted without the knowledge of Woods' wife, Elin

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http://www.nypost.com/p/news/national/tiger_chipped_n625AxzKiky8w6SxgbO5ZN

http://www.buzzfeed.com/derekh/the-newest-tiger-woods-mistress-to-come-out-mla/

After we concluded that ace golfer Tiger Woods might actually be dumber than a jar full of hair, news comes that the alleged serial cheater hired at least two prostitutes. See, that sounds smarter. Prostitutes, as the lovely Ashley Dupré pointed out back when all of this began, keep their damn mouths shut. And they know better than to start up a relationship. Madam Michelle Braun says that Woods would pay up to $15,000 for a date with one of her girls. She set him up six times in 2006 and 2007, she claims. She even set him up with Jamie Jungers, who she says was one of her escorts (though Junger denies she was ever a prostitute), and porn star Holly

Read more: Mistress: Tiger Paid for Sex -- Daily Intel http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2009/12/mistress_tiger_paid_for_sex.html?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+nymag%2Fintel+%28Daily+Intelligencer+-+New+York+Magazine%29&utm_content=Google+Reader#ixzz0ZPsGc1Pk

And another one - Theresa Rogers - Blonde Cougar:

Tiger Woods' mistresses have two things in common: 1. They have a pulse arecocktail waitresses at clubs he frequented. 2. They are young blondes.

Well, Theresa Rogers, a beauty residing in Wellington, Fla., is the latest woman to allege an affair with the world's top golfer, is a lot older than Tiger!

This marks the first cougar action Woods got. That we know of.

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http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/2009/12/theresa-rogers-tiger-woods-cougar-mistress/

A life of playing golf alone and eating cereal while watching cartoons. Sounds pretty awesome.

That's what he does to keep himself calm, according to Us Weekly. He's also changed his phone number so friends can no longer call him — like Charles Barkley, who's dealt with his own affair stories, and who for some reason keeps talking to the media about how he wants to get Tiger on the phone. The golf great is not even watching sports on TV, according to the London Sun. He sits around his apartment, alone, watching cartoons and eating cereal.

Read more: Tiger Woods Plays Sad Golf at Night -- Daily Intel http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2009/12/tiger_woods_plays_sad_golf_at.html?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+nymag%2Fintel+%28Daily+Intelligencer+-+New+York+Magazine%29&utm_content=Google+Reader#ixzz0a59ID1Nj

Tiger Woods game.

http://www.atom.com/fun_games/tiger_woods_defense/?xrs=eml_121709