Cripes Tiger. Now a contestant from Tool Academy???

The woman, Jaimee Grubbs, claims she met Tiger in Las Vegas in April, 2007. The woman -- a cocktail waitress who was 21 at the time -- began what she says was a long-running affair with Tiger.

According to Us Weekly, Grubbs has more than 300 text messages from Tiger -- who married Elin Nordegren in 2004.

The magazine, which comes out tomorrow, claims Grubbs had 20 sexual encounters with Tiger. Us Weekly

Read more: http://www.tmz.com/2009/12/01/tiger-woods-us-weekly-jaimee-grubbs-affair-elin-nordegren-voicemail/#ixzz0YTPrkODQ

More pics:

http://www.sportsbybrooks.com/pics-jaimee-grubbs-tiger-woods-alleged-mistress-27231

Ugh.

Ambien sex...

 

Just as we were prepared to shut the door on the first (hopefully of many!) annual Skank Week, new rumors have surfaced about the so-far-denied affair between Rachel Uchitel and Tiger Woods. From Radar: "Uchitel told friends that she and Tiger liked to have sex while taking the drug Ambien. Uchitel told one pal, 'You know you have crazier sex on Ambien — you get into that Ambien haze. We have crazy Ambien sex.'" Readers: Is that a thing? We've witnessed people in an Ambien haze, certainly. But

Read more: Skank Week Is Not Yet Over: There Is Still Ambien Sex to Talk About -- Daily Intelhttp://nymag.com/daily/intel/2009/12/skank_week_is_not_yet_over_the.html?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+nymag%2Fintel+%28Daily+Intelligencer+-+New+York+Magazine%29&utm_content=Google+Reader#ixzz0YlC6cIO1

Ruh roh... wifey moved out?

http://www.buzzfeed.com/rchemel/tigers-wife-elin-nordegren-moves-out-4c/

Sorry Tiger. Shouldn't have crushed that bottle during your swing.

Also, I got asked by someone if that story from yesterday was real, and it totally is. No joke. I pissed off Tiger Woods in real life. My cousin spent the entire day trying to get him to talk to him, and at one point Tiger gave him the stink eye too. It was incredible. Also, watching golf is so dumb. You walk 300 yards, watch a dude swing, walk 150 yards, watch a dude putt, and then continue.