I wonder what team will scoop him up?

 

 

back to business bitchez!

 

What's that mop for?

I saw a dogfight once. Or rather, a dude tried to get me and some friends to pay to see one in Chicago's Little Mexico. We were like 17 and on a field trip, and we were basically let out in Little Mexico and told to meet up in 4 hours. So we start wandering around the neighborhood, and we pass this downstaris staircase where we can hear dogs barking and snarling, and this dude tries to get us to to pay 5 bucks to go down the staircase. He followed us for like half a block.

Dude, there's no little Mexico in Chicago. Almost, 30 percent of the city is Latino, and they're pretty much everywhere. Also, good decision not going down that staircase, as it sounds like you all would've been sex-trafficked or some shit.

I wondered about that. My teacher kept calling it that, but it seemed like an improper label. Yeah, we thought it be best if we hightailed it out of there. The other thing that happened is that we paid this dude in my class 10 bucks to order a pound burrito that had just cheese and cow brains and eat all. He could only eat half, so we gave him 5 bucks instead.

You guys were good kids, I wouldnt have given him shit.

 

The deal was the WHOLE burrito. You lose.