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If you’re looking to lose some weight this year, consider spending some extra cash on adopting a new dog rather than getting a gym membership. A recent study in the UK has shown that dog owners take their pups on walks an average of two times a day for 24 minutes each. Their research also showed that most 

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http://www.mentalfloss.com/blogs/archives/46779

My dog demands to be walked as soon as I get home from work.

Fat bitch.

Pizza Hut ≤ Poppa John's