Ever wonder what it would be like to ride a plane with MBurr? Here's video of her on a recent flight:

From Wikipedia: His friend Mike Damone (Romanus), who also hangs out at the mall scalping rock concert tickets, believes himself to be both worldly and wise in the ways of women.

That about sums me up, I think. Also, I know you new writers quake in fear of me. I mean, I'm the dude who wrote the best headline of the year five days into the year. Y'all should just let me do your headies from now on.

I can't write hung over. Must learn. Must adapt. Must train...

I expect the meth headline to dominate this challenge like I expected sandman to dominate Cosby in that tap-off... but Cosby surprised me, I mean dude practically invented jerkin' in that video,, its anybody's game I guess...

I. Will. Not. Lose.