How I Got Over the Flu

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by Daba
18049 Posts
Ready to get things pooping
10 months ago
2 years, 2 months ago

So I've been sick since Sunday, but in hindsight I had symptoms of being sick early last week. Anyways, I'm finally feeling better but I tried all of the following to get over it...

 

1) Rest and Advil.

I figured the Advil would dull the aches and with time I'd feel better. I started feeling crappier though.

 

2) Vitamin C overload.

I bought Emergen-C, Airborne and OJ. I probably drank well over a gallon of it all. Still felt like doo doo.

 

3) Soup/Grapefruit/Eating and Vitamin C.

I had no appetite, but figure eating might help. It didn't seem to do anything.

 

4) Hydrate/Rest/Sweat

I found myself sweating my face off after lying in bed for about an hour and thought that I could sweat out my sickness. So every hour for the next four hours I would drink 20 oz of water then lie in bed then sweat like crazy then take a piss. I kept doing this and it seemed to be working but then I started getting the chills really bad.

 

5) Nyquil

I guess most people would probably go with Nyquil or something like it earlier, but I've always had a dislike for medicine. I was getting desperate though since Thanksgiving was coming up. I think it actually upset my stomach though.

 

6) Throw Up

While lying in bed I started thinking I could throw up. I went to the toilet and threw up everything and the kitchen sink. It was mostly water though. I felt much better.

 

7) Listen to Tupac

I'm not the biggest 'Pac fan, but listening to him seemed liked appropriate victory/eff you flu music.

 

by kwaping
340 Posts
music.kwaping.com - Dragon... twister!!
2 years ago
2 years, 2 months ago
Ten bucks says it's swine flu.
by Daba
18049 Posts
Ready to get things pooping
10 months ago
2 years, 2 months ago
Yo shuddup kwaping!!
by h0gy
1732 Posts
fuck it none of yall dont rap
2 weeks, 2 days ago
2 years, 2 months ago

dabas was all like

 

 

in chuuuch, and now his flu is gone...

by Daba
18049 Posts
Ready to get things pooping
10 months ago
2 years, 2 months ago

it almost came back. actually now i might have something old because i can't stop coughin all of a sudden.

 

also, i think i should patent this new ab workout. basically you get sick and just keep coughing really hard and each time you cough your abs tighten up. i think i got like a 12 pack right now.

by B/|nGerKat
3751 Posts
I am the beast I worship
1 month, 1 week ago
2 years, 2 months ago
Frown
by Daba
18049 Posts
Ready to get things pooping
10 months ago
2 years, 2 months ago
so I don't think I ever truly beat this thing. Pretty sure I'm still a bit sick. Also, I think I've had it for two weeks in hindsight. Not awesome.
by Al
4395 Posts
2 years, 2 months ago

Seriously dude... it could be the H1N1, flu of teh SWINE.

Sounds like all the symptoms anyway.

 

 

by Daba
18049 Posts
Ready to get things pooping
10 months ago
2 years, 2 months ago
if there was something about believing you were over it, but then you got other flu symptoms then I'd seriously think I might have it. If I'm still sick by this time next week I'll go to the doctor.
by kwaping
340 Posts
music.kwaping.com - Dragon... twister!!
2 years ago
2 years, 2 months ago
Why wait? The earlier the better, if it really is H1N1.
by Bob
1407 Posts
Back?
9 months, 2 weeks ago
2 years, 2 months ago
Nah. It'll go away.
by Daba
18049 Posts
Ready to get things pooping
10 months ago
2 years, 2 months ago
I'm going to follow Bob's recommendation.
by Dipseth
1677 Posts
where'd the hot prefix girl go?
11 months, 3 weeks ago
2 years, 2 months ago
sick this time next week? Go to the doctor NOW dood!
by Daba
18049 Posts
Ready to get things pooping
10 months ago
2 years, 2 months ago
yo shuddup Dipseth. Don't address me like that until one of your wack fantasy teams can beat me head to head.
by Dipseth
1677 Posts
where'd the hot prefix girl go?
11 months, 3 weeks ago
2 years, 2 months ago
I beat you week 1 of FFball. That swizzine must be messin' with your memory. On a side note Daba, do people ever call you names, like of asian people you look nothing like, but that's who they associate Asians with? In the past month I've been called Jackie Chan, Hideki Matsui and the little chubby kid from Little Giants.

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