what da crap. i got punched at my own party!

my friend couldn't find her wallet and then this guy magically had it. I basically questioned if he stole it. I was up in his face twice. And then he landed a jab to my mouth. Then he got thrown out. My other friend was trying to sleep with him and said he didn't steal it. Then we talked and he told me he'd been boxing since he was 9 and goldden gloves blah blah. Phil Nurse would be ashamed of me. Can't believe he landed that right, but he was a southpaw. I might be boxing him soon.

You should star in your own reality show on MTV called "The Heights." I imagine it will be a lot like dis:

Instead of talking about your abs you will talk about your website: "All the ladies know that Daba's the #1 web publisher in the game. FREE GUCCI!"

lulz...

if I lived in the heights I would be trying to break Denise Huxtable Kendall's marriage up..

Too bad I wasn't there.

I would have punched Daba first.

That's why you weren't invited Bangerz!

Oh I met Sarah Dupuis and her bf who own the PBA's worst team the Landrymats. That was pretty exciting.