Look, I know that I have been like a police officer dumping all over the faces of people who come by here to post shit about their awful Killers-lite band from Spain or some porno tape link that will give your computer literal herpes, but because I'd eventually like to get free shit from it, let me get into a little shameless self-promotion:

Some dudes I went to college with (and a few I didn't) and I have launched a Wisconsin Pizza Review website. It's called Doctors of Za, and it's right here. My pen name is Tenderoni over there. Check it out. Or don't. I don't care. Especially not Banger. It's just the other dudes have been telling me I should post something here, so I did. Phil, don't ban me from the forums or nothing. Please.

Canada only has Pizza Pizza, and that's called Little Caesar's Down here. Here's a review for you:

Pizza Pizza is a place that claims to serve Pizza Pizza, but it actually serves hot garbage, hot garbage and diarhea diarhea.

I promise this reply is an actual response and not a forced one so you'll click my link.

Anyway, I dig what you guys are doing. I just wish we had one of these in R.I. because there's a shitload of bad pizza places around here. Also, I could probably start one up and rip apart the employees of several of them...nope, R.I.'s too small and they'll find me.

*cue Libyan nationalists scene from Back To The Future*