http://www.buzzfeed.com/endswell/your-neighbors-can-hear-you-boning-3f2/

The past few weeks, I hear my neighbors go at it for like a half hour each morning.  Good for them, but that shit get's annoying.  At first I thought they were running on a treadmill or something, but I figured it out.  Couldn't they put a pillow behind their headboard for fucks sake!

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you could print out that note and put it on their door. haha

once i had some floor mates who constantly had sex with their door open. the chick would scream "what's happening?!" at the top of her lungs for hours at a time. i taped a similar note to their door. they responded by taping pubic hair to my door. sometimes notes aren't the best idea.

lol,, "what's happening?" makes no sense,, I used to have a similar situation but I could hear the girl screaming "I can feel it in my belly" in a thick Russian accent.. never failed to crack me the eff up...

 

secksing nighbours are the werst during stagnant periods... I'm usually fine with that shit when its reciprocal...

I live next door to lesbians (duplex).

Neither of them are cute.

One looks like Mclovin.

I have yet to hear them go at it.

And I hope I never do.

At our place in St. Cloud, the couple below us used to bangarang at like 1 in the morning, after they'd shout at each other in a fight for about an hour. Their bedroom was right under mine, so once a week I'd get woken up when they were fighting, and then not be able to sleep because she's be moaning, and it sounded like a building collapsing.

My ex-girlfriend's neighbors (and actual friends) that lived above her were two gay males that were in a relationship. She would tell me horror stories of them getting really drunk which resulted in them beating the shit out of each other  some nights followed by loud sex the next night. I knew the couple as well. Sometimes they would have matching bruises.

 

the girl said what's happening because apparently she had some dissociative thing where she could no longer feel while she had sex. one day i recorded it through my closed door. it's incredibly loud. i put it in a remix of one of my band's songs (online, for free download) and needless to say the overly loud floormates were not psyched.