Burr, I have enough hatred in my heart for two arch-rivals. Actually, you are my arch nemesis; you like Deadwood, I like the Wire. You like GNR, I like Dirty Projectors. You are 43, I am 23. You are my Joker, while "Chris Bosman" is my Man-Bat. 

This "Chris Bosman" fella stole my memories/life, which makes him my arch-rival more than anything else. (Also, many lulz go out to burr for the "emo status" reference). I think what is awkward is that I'm totally going at one of our Noobies. I mean, dude hasn't even been 'round for a week, and I already stepped to him. Sorry "Chris Bosman," welcome to Prefix. Cross me, and I will destroy you (with hilarious pictures).

Also, this thread is pretty much dead besides this, until some spammer comes 'round to post some boobage pics of whoever the hell "Carrie Prejean" is.

And by the way, I've never really considered you to be the bounty hunter type. I think Kneesaa from the Ewoks cartoon is a better analog for your particular loveabilty. A much larger net to cast for pop culture references is one of the many benefits of being 34. That's right, I'm THIS GOOD with nine less years of experience than you were granting me.

So, wait. Am I bizarro-Andrew or are you bizarro-Chris?

(Also, look at my profile picture, if you had to resort to my status to call me emo, you're not trying hard enough. LOOK AT THAT HAIR>)

You are Bizarro-Andrew, because you are new. I could never be the bizarro you; I don't even know what the opposite of Emo is.

Burr, you are probably right; I am more hairy and jolly. If I were to be Bounty Hunter, I would be Dengar, for the obvious hyper-tension and health problems that will lead to an early death:

But I think the more obvious character I resemble is this dude:

I think this guy, The Rancor Keeper, resembles my tender side, along with my moobies. But in terms of sheer loveability, I am probably Prefix's Ewok.

Burr, you are probably the sarlacc.

This thread will never die. I wonder why the spammers haven't hit the thread yet.

 

Carrie Prejean, Porn Star? Vivid Has the Sex Tapes and Wants to Distribute Them

 

If only the biggest mistake (or eight) of your life was worth "millions of dollars." Porn distributor Vivid Entertainment is making a play to distribute the former Miss California's sex tapes—which it allegedly has in its possession, already. Our sister site Fleshbot reports (link NSFW) that Vivid has announced that it has the tapes in its possession, and TMZ has published a letter from Vivid chair Steve Hirsch to Prejean's lawyers seeking the right

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http://gawker.com/5405401/carrie-prejean-porn-star-vivid-has-the-sex-tapes-and-wants-to-distribute-them?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+gawker%2Ffull+%28Gawker%29&utm_content=Google+Reader

The spammers are too busy making threads about their pizza blogs.

Ehhh oooohh!