I Had Sex With Furniture: The Shameful (NSFW) Fleshlight Motion Review

(8 posts)
Topics: WTF
by theSchoenrock
319 Posts
I like turtles...
3 months ago
1 month, 2 weeks ago

"At the end of the day, these Fleshlights just made me appreciate the classic standby of jerking off with your hand. I mean, it's so perfect. It fits well, you can adjust the tightness, it's always at human-body temperature, it's free and there's no need to hide it. You just can't improve on that."

 

Adam Reviews the Fleshlight Motion from Gizmodo on Vimeo.

 

via the Gizmodosauce

http://gizmodo.com/5375323/i-had-sex-with-furniture-the-shameful-nsfw-fleshlight-motion-review

by Daba
10749 Posts
hopped up out my bed. turn my swag on.
2 weeks, 5 days ago
1 month, 2 weeks ago
Giz reviewing porn?
by B/|NGER
3064 Posts
Sausage on the brain
3 days, 22 hours ago
1 month, 2 weeks ago

Pretty funny review.

 

I decided not to buy one after all. Cool

 

 I seriously thought The Schoenrock fucked a fleshlight when I read the title of this thread.

by andross
2367 Posts
no girl can freak me, I'm just too nasty.
3 days, 21 hours ago
1 month, 2 weeks ago
Dude, the schoenrock, that a-hole I live with, has fucked one of those. He does it right in our living room while I'm trying to watch TV. It's a nightmare.
by B/|NGER
3064 Posts
Sausage on the brain
3 days, 22 hours ago
1 month, 2 weeks ago

 Does he at least wash the fleshlight after he has...finished?

by andross
2367 Posts
no girl can freak me, I'm just too nasty.
3 days, 21 hours ago
1 month, 2 weeks ago
No. He just lets sit in our sink. Then he cleans it like five days after he does it.
by Al
2520 Posts
1 month, 2 weeks ago
I know what Im buying for the office gift swap. 
by Daba
10749 Posts
hopped up out my bed. turn my swag on.
2 weeks, 5 days ago
1 month, 2 weeks ago
Prefux.com!!

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