I Had Sex With Furniture: The Shameful (NSFW) Fleshlight Motion Review

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Topics: WTF
by theSchoenrock
452 Posts
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"At the end of the day, these Fleshlights just made me appreciate the classic standby of jerking off with your hand. I mean, it's so perfect. It fits well, you can adjust the tightness, it's always at human-body temperature, it's free and there's no need to hide it. You just can't improve on that."

 

Adam Reviews the Fleshlight Motion from Gizmodo on Vimeo.

 

via the Gizmodosauce

http://gizmodo.com/5375323/i-had-sex-with-furniture-the-shameful-nsfw-fleshlight-motion-review

by Daba
18049 Posts
Ready to get things pooping
10 months ago
2 years, 4 months ago
Giz reviewing porn?
by B/|nGerKat
3751 Posts
I am the beast I worship
1 month, 1 week ago
2 years, 4 months ago

Pretty funny review.

 

I decided not to buy one after all. Cool

 

 I seriously thought The Schoenrock fucked a fleshlight when I read the title of this thread.

by andross
2939 Posts
I saw the Watch the Throne tour, and it was like seeing the moon landing.
2 months, 1 week ago
2 years, 4 months ago
Dude, the schoenrock, that a-hole I live with, has fucked one of those. He does it right in our living room while I'm trying to watch TV. It's a nightmare.
by B/|nGerKat
3751 Posts
I am the beast I worship
1 month, 1 week ago
2 years, 4 months ago

 Does he at least wash the fleshlight after he has...finished?

by andross
2939 Posts
I saw the Watch the Throne tour, and it was like seeing the moon landing.
2 months, 1 week ago
2 years, 4 months ago
No. He just lets sit in our sink. Then he cleans it like five days after he does it.
by Al
4395 Posts
2 years, 4 months ago
I know what Im buying for the office gift swap. 
by Daba
18049 Posts
Ready to get things pooping
10 months ago
2 years, 4 months ago
Prefux.com!!

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