Umm....

 

After more than half a million votes from AM readers, AskMen.com has the answer, and it’s on our list of The Top 49 Most Influential Men of 2009.

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1       Don Draper
2       Usain Bolt
3       Barack Obama
4       Mark Zuckerberg
5       Simon Cowell
6       Michael Jackson
7       Steve Jobs
8       Roger Federer
9       Peyton Manning
10      Dana White
11      Jay-Z
12      Tom Ford
13      Jon Stewart
14      Jack Dorsey
15      Quentin Tarantino
16      Conan O'Brien
17      Ashton Kutcher
18      Gary Vaynerchuk
19      Ryan Seacrest
20      George Clooney
21      Brad Pitt
22      Lionel Messi
23      Chesley Sullenberger
24      Manny Pacquaio
25      Mark Ronson
26      Kanye West
27      Seth MacFarlane
28      Cristiano Ronaldo
29      Harvey Levin
30      Tiger Woods
31      Shepard Smith
32      Hugh Jackman
33      Kobe Bryant
34      Sidney Crosby
35      Andy Roddick
36      Georges St. Pierre
37      Chris Martin
38      Bear Grylls
39      James Cameron
40      Jeff Bezos
41      Andre Balazs
42      LeBron James
43      Dwyane Wade
44      Robert Pattinson
45      Italo Zucchelli
46      Mario Batali
47      Santiago Calatrava
48      Jenson Button
49      Lance Armstrong

How embarrassing for AskMen.com. They should have thought twice about publishing that.

Although at the barber shop the other day, I did hear a guy ask for "The Simon Cowell."

hahaha...

I'm thinking of growing my hair out. Maybe I'll ask for the Simon Cowell. Probably not.