Shit My Dad Says - Twitter

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Topics: R.0 , TWITTER
by Daba
18049 Posts
Ready to get things pooping
10 months ago
2 years, 5 months ago

 

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Shit My Dad Says, a twitter feed of every patronizing and condescending thing Justin's 72 year old father says to him during the day.

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http://www.buzzfeed.com/reddit/the-only-good-thing-to-come-out-of-twitterland-so/

 

 

http://twitter.com/shitmydadsays

 

 

"You need to flush the toilet more than once...No, YOU, YOU specifically need to. You know what, use a different toilet. This is my toilet."

 

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"Don't touch the bacon, it's not done yet. You let me handle the bacon, and i'll let you handle..what ever it is you do. I guess nothing."

 

by andross
2939 Posts
I saw the Watch the Throne tour, and it was like seeing the moon landing.
2 months, 1 week ago
2 years, 5 months ago
That twitter is hilarious.
by h0gy
1732 Posts
fuck it none of yall dont rap
2 weeks, 2 days ago
2 years, 5 months ago
lol, ""Your brother brought his baby over this morning. He told me it could stand. It couldn't stand for shit. Just sat there. Big let down."

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