Pretty funny stuff..

Men across the world keep reading Men's Health for relationship advice, which is good news for me, as I get to keep writing about how dumb it is.

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24. I'm in the bathroom for more than 3 minutes, which is always more than adequate time to actually pee.

A commenter on the Men's Health board, bless his heart, posted this in response:
"what if shes takin a dump?" What if she's takin' a dump, indeed, Jared N. Deep thoughts. Deep thoughts.