For the record, I don't think Megan Fox is hot. I'd bang her, but I don't get a chub thinking about her. Lady Gaga I would not bang, because she looks exactly like an English teacher I used to have, and I think she's incredibly boorish.

I've hooked up with butterfaces before, but never knowing what their non-makeup'd face looks like a priori, just with a roll over and wonder who that is wake-up...

 

I'd probably still throw it to Gaga, but waking up beside this

would be enough to rattle my morning wood...