Ouch. Harsh, but I clicked.

http://www.complex.com/blogs/2009/07/21/10-butter-face-women-wed-probably-still-bag/

The ever-sophisticated Complex.

I think that it is worht mentioning that theSchoenrock is a total butterface.

Oh my god, these girls are not butterfaces.

 

okay, maybe Fergie.

 

For what it's worth, I would stare Lady Gaga in the face.

 

I think Chloe Sevigny is pretty

I'm not sure if Chloe Sevigny is straight up pretty, but I think there's a type of girl who somehow, has tricked most of the male population into thinking that they're more attractive than they are. I think Chloe Sevigny is one of those.

 

But also, I just think that Chloe Sevigny is attractive. Face and all.

Christ, I was roaming this list and dismissing all of them as harsh judgments, then I clicked Lady Gaga's image... I might puke.

No kidding. A horse is a horse, of course, of course.

word.

You know, I know this is just standard dude bullshiting, for some reason I've never been able to seriously entertain this kind of talk. If you're a straight dude, and you wouldn't bang Lady Gaga, you have some soul-searching to do.

Then I've got soul searching to do.

Ya'll crazy.

 

"If the grass is green, mow it." - Robert James Ritchie

"If that lady be a horse, do not ride her,"-- William Shakespeare

Lady Gaga's a crazy bitch who can probably tenderize a D, and would leave you in a full-body cast after she was done with you.

 

Someone like Megan Fox, on the other hand, would probably be checking her watch and reading New Moon while you trampolined on top of her.

 

Just sayin'.