WTF.

 

So I'm doing work and eating an apple. A few bites in I taste something that taste like a bunch of chemicals. I spit out that bit of an apple. I go back to working. Continue to eat the apple without actually looking at it. A few more minutes go by and then I look at the apple. It looks like a giant jaba the hut turd like fungus has invaded my apple. Nasty.

Grozz. A lot of the produce I've been buying lately has ended up like that--everything goes nasty in like three days.

My bananas have skipped most of the ripening process and have gone from delicious yellow to hard black.

Dude. :(

I ate broken automobile glass hidden in an apple once.  It must have grown around it.  Oddly I'd rather eat the glass than a turd though, sorry.

I ate another apple later today. No turd to be found. It was awesome.