Turd in my Apple.

(6 posts)
Topics: RANDOM
by Daba
18049 Posts
Ready to get things pooping
10 months ago
2 years, 7 months ago

WTF.

 

So I'm doing work and eating an apple. A few bites in I taste something that taste like a bunch of chemicals. I spit out that bit of an apple. I go back to working. Continue to eat the apple without actually looking at it. A few more minutes go by and then I look at the apple. It looks like a giant jaba the hut turd like fungus has invaded my apple. Nasty.

by andross
2939 Posts
I saw the Watch the Throne tour, and it was like seeing the moon landing.
2 months, 1 week ago
2 years, 7 months ago
Grozz. A lot of the produce I've been buying lately has ended up like that--everything goes nasty in like three days.
by Bob
1407 Posts
Back?
9 months, 2 weeks ago
2 years, 7 months ago
My bananas have skipped most of the ripening process and have gone from delicious yellow to hard black.
by kwaping
340 Posts
music.kwaping.com - Dragon... twister!!
2 years ago
2 years, 7 months ago
Dude. :(
by pill
729 Posts
what next?
2 months, 3 weeks ago
2 years, 7 months ago
I ate broken automobile glass hidden in an apple once.  It must have grown around it.  Oddly I'd rather eat the glass than a turd though, sorry.
by Daba
18049 Posts
Ready to get things pooping
10 months ago
2 years, 7 months ago
I ate another apple later today. No turd to be found. It was awesome.

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