A set of big titties saved my life today (not joking)

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by B/|nGerKat
3758 Posts
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Alright, so it's safe to say that everyone here knows that I enjoy, well...appreciates, salivates and has a strange fetish for very large tits, but I never thought they would save my life, which is exactly what happened this morning.

 

 

Ahem...

 

So, around 11am this morning, I had just finished up with laundry and was headed home. I came to a red light and stationed my car for the 2 minutes (or however long) it took. Throughout the duration of the light, about 15 yards on the left side of the street, I saw this girl....this very large breasted girl headed my way. Her boobs were jiggling out of control like they had minds of their own. It was insanity, let me tell you. She had no idea I was looking...fuck that, STARING at her tits that were bouncing up, down and even clashing into one another.

 

 

Anyway, the light turned green. There was no one behind me so I decided to take one last long look at those massive mammaries (which was really no more than 2 long seconds) when all the sudden this fucking car from the right side came flying though his red light. I god damn guarantee you my car would have been demolished if I had gone exactly when that light had turned green. Who knows, I could have been killed. As the car blazed by me, I just took a deep breath and said out loud "woah, those big titties just saved my life".

 

They really did.

 

I almost wanted to get out of my car and thank that girl AND her titties for saving my life. I didn't: first off, because it would have been awkward for her...and myself, and secondly, i'm a big, fat pusssy. So, to all the ladies that have full shirts, sweaters, tank tops, I just want to say thank you...you and your titties.

 

Stay gold, big tittays...stay gold...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

/Fin

by B/|nGerKat
3758 Posts
I've seen FOOTAGE
1 year, 11 months ago
4 years, 10 months ago
by Daba
18083 Posts
Ready to get things pooping
3 years ago
4 years, 10 months ago
boobs are awesome.
by B/|nGerKat
3758 Posts
I've seen FOOTAGE
1 year, 11 months ago
4 years, 10 months ago
They really are.
by Al
4433 Posts
4 years, 10 months ago

Balloon bombs... rib cushions.. party pillows... chesticles... blouse bunnies... lactoids... butter bags.

I love em all. 

 

by Bob
1407 Posts
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2 years, 11 months ago
4 years, 10 months ago
Ahahahahaha. I love Prefix.
by B/|nGerKat
3758 Posts
I've seen FOOTAGE
1 year, 11 months ago
4 years, 10 months ago

I love when a girl is described as "busty".

That's 7bonars right there.

by Daba
18083 Posts
Ready to get things pooping
3 years ago
4 years, 10 months ago
Yo boobs iz da overratED!
by B/|nGerKat
3758 Posts
I've seen FOOTAGE
1 year, 11 months ago
4 years, 10 months ago

You're crazy.

Boobs are amazing.

AMAZING!

 

by Daba
18083 Posts
Ready to get things pooping
3 years ago
4 years, 10 months ago
Nah I like boobies too.
by Al
4433 Posts
4 years, 10 months ago
by B/|nGerKat
3758 Posts
I've seen FOOTAGE
1 year, 11 months ago
4 years, 9 months ago

Bump.

 

I haven't forgotten about you, big titties.

Thanks again.

by Bob
1407 Posts
Back?
2 years, 11 months ago
4 years, 9 months ago
I need a big pair to save me now too.
by B/|nGerKat
3758 Posts
I've seen FOOTAGE
1 year, 11 months ago
4 years, 9 months ago

 wtf

my big titty card went  away.

 

WHERE DID IT GO?

by Al
4433 Posts
4 years, 9 months ago



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