The man looks like he's gonna have a heart attack.

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...In fact, the woman, Katie Cameron, and a bunch of fellow actors from a playhouse production of "A Chorus Line" were invited to the Bushes' private vacation home in Maine yesterday to celebrate Barbara's 84th birthday. 

When you're that old, I imagine having a full-grown person sit on your lap hurts like hell.

I just heard on the news that Bush senior is going to skydive on his 85th birthday. That is freakin hardcore. Bush senior isn't as bad as I used to think (his son really put him into perspective for me).