We don't like Jackie Chan though. That guy the fakity.

http://www.thinkunique.net/stuffasianpeoplelike/ 

lol... slurping...  bad pronunciation ... basketball.

 nice man. 

Although I think durian was sent to us  from the garbage dumps of hell.

"Asians like to grow things in their back yards. "

 I seriously have to agree with that Honda Civic bit, though. I went to a high school that was nearly 50% Asian, and every goddamned kid had a Honda Civic. That made our high school an easy target for people in the neighborhood who stole those "H" symbols off the back of people's cars.