I've been collecting quotes I like...

“I don’t care what people think. People are stupid.”

-Charles Barkley

Do you guys have any good ones? 

Barkley-

 "when I was recruited at Auburn [university], they took me to a strip joint. When I saw those titties on Buffy, I knew that Auburn met my academic requirements."

On Jerry Krause still being able to keep his job as GM of the Chicago Bulls: "Jerry Krause must have pictures of his boss's wife having sex with a monkey."

Barkley is as original as people get.

"Tomorrow ain't promised so we live for the moment."

-Clipse 

lol ive had my google quotes game on lock for the past year:

 Whatever you may be sure of, be sure of this, that you are dreadfully like other people.
  - James Russell Lowell


The great tragedy of Science - the slaying of a beautiful hypothesis by an ugly fact.
  - Thomas H. Huxley

Mathematics, rightly viewed, possesses not only truth, but supreme beauty - a beauty cold and austere, like that of sculpture.
  - Bertrand Russell

There is nobody so irritating as somebody with less intelligence and more sense than we have.
-don herold

"He thinks a triple-double is 3 double cheeseburgers."

I forgot who said it or who it was about (probably Barkley) but I read this basketball quote about a decade ago and it has remained my favorite ever since.

what's even awesomer is getting pwned by Barkley like I had happen to me a few months ago at a Nike Event in Philadelphia.

In his words on my unrealistic chances of playing in the NBA, "No disrespect to you little fella, but no matter how hard you try you're never gonna make it."

the video is here, around the mark 6:33:

http://www.kixandthecity.com/2007/11/12/katc-video-feature-charles-barkley-live-from-sneakervilla-large-video/

It is kinda amazing how for the nba you have to be an elite athelete to go along a 6-5 frame to even be considered.