It's been a busy couple of weeks for the world's most famous ball of ground flesh and byproducts.
With the release of the sixth season of Aqua Teen Hunger Force on DVD Tuesday, Meatwad (pictured) had to leave his grill behind while he toured the world's media capitals publicizing the new two-disc set.
The shape-shifting superstar plopped down with Wired.com for 20 questions on the Adult Swim animated hit, the quest for the perfect hot dog and what makes this would-be patty sizzle.
Wired.com: Do you remember the animal(s) from which you were originally ground?
Meatwad: I've got a tough side, and a sweet side, like Mr. T. So they probably ground up some mighty beasts, like two lions and a cobra. Then something cute. A panda perhaps.
Wired.com: Did you ever dream you'd be a star when you were first patted?
Meatwad: One time I dreamt that I was riding a pony with Lionel Ritchie and Carrot Top on the back. Carrot Top turned into a big pizza and then we went to a playground. That was a good dream.
Wired.com: If you weren't meat, what food group would you like to be?
Meatwad: Dippin' Dots. You get to go into outer space and be the dessert for astronauts like Lance Bass.
Wired.com: What's your position on condiments?
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