Onion: Black Man Given Nation's Worst Job

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by Daba
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hopped up out my bed. turn my swag on.
2 weeks, 5 days ago
1 year ago

 Haha. Very tough road ahead....

WASHINGTON—African-American man Barack Obama, 47, was given the least-desirable job in the entire country Tuesday when he was elected president of the United States of America. In his new high-stress, low-reward position, Obama will be charged with such tasks as completely overhauling the nation's broken-down economy, repairing the crumbling infrastructure, and generally having to please more than 300 million Americans and cater to their every whim on a daily basis. As part of his duties......

 

 http://www.theonion.com/content/news_briefs/black_man_given_nations

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