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IF YOU’RE BLACK… RYAN LESLIE

INGREDIENTS: • Your most feminine button-up, opened up to the taco meat • The $10 stunna shades you bought on the boardwalk at Beach Week • One of your sister’s belts • One of your sister’s pair of jeans • Whatever pointy shoes you can find • The fake monster teeth from your 2004 Halloween costume FINISHING TOUCHES: Walk around singing falsetto ditties to yourself, and get your little brother to fake-videotape your every move. The hardest part is going to be convincing a smoking-hot racially-ambiguous girl to stand next to you. But hey, he did it—you can, too. .... styleLast-Minute Costumes For A Cheap Halloween As it gets down to crunch time, the chances of finding a unique Halloween costume are getting slimmer by the minute. We feel you, though: shit is real, you’re uncreative and store-bought costumes suck. But all that doesn’t mean you have to be your broke-ass self on a day when you can be a tranny anything you want.
So take our humble advice, look around you and follow the instructions below to find out how to make four timely Halloween costumes without spending a dime…
IF YOU’RE BLACK… RYAN LESLIE

INGREDIENTS: • Your most feminine button-up, opened up to the taco meat • The $10 stunna shades you bought on the boardwalk at Beach Week • One of your sister’s belts • One of your sister’s pair of jeans • Whatever pointy shoes you can find • The fake monster teeth from your 2004 Halloween costume FINISHING TOUCHES: Walk around singing falsetto ditties to yourself, and get your little brother to fake-videotape your every move. The hardest part is going to be convincing a smoking-hot racially-ambiguous girl to stand next to you. But hey, he did it—you can, too. IF YOU’RE ASIAN… NIGO

INGREDIENTS: • The Bape gear collecting dust in your closet that you can’t pawn off on Czech kids on eBay • Aluminum foil (for your grills and fake chain) • Fitted hat on slight tilt • Totally blank, vacant expression FINISHING TOUCHES: Open your eyes as wide as possible at all times. If anybody makes eye contact with you, throw up the Star Trak sign. Do not say a word. IF YOU’RE LATINO… MANNY RAMIREZ

INGREDIENTS: • A white T-shirt with “Dodgers” written in blue Sharpie and “99″ in red Sharpie • Any blue hat…you can make the “LA” with masking tape if necessary • A baseball bat…or a large stick of some sort • Stringy mop spray-painted black; or shred a black T-shirt and use the neck as a crown over your head beneath your LA hat • Mouth full of Double Bubble • Goofy, possibly sedated smile FINISHING TOUCHES: Swing the bat around viciously. When not swinging, smile and give the two-thumbs-up sign. IF YOU’RE WHITE… SETH ROGEN

INGREDIENTS: • Let’s be real: You already look like this FINISHING TOUCHES: Laugh nervously.
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http://www.complex.com/blogs/2008/10/30/last-minute-costumes-for-a-cheap-halloween/ |