This is pretty awesome...

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The Defeat-and-Greet Technique


The opening of the debate is absolutely crucial, so you have to really nail it, by which I mean, make fun of your opponent like this was a schoolyard brawl. Insult your opponent, but do so quickly and subtly, as you only have a few seconds to say “Hi.” Mark my words, it’s the candidate that doesn’t take the opening remarks as an opportunity to slander their opponent that is going to lose this race.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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 The T-Shirts Technique

http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/09/26/how-to-win-the-presidential-debates/