http://sports.espn.go.com/oly/news/story?id=3577150

There's the "agony of defeat." And then there's this women's ice hockey score from the European Olympic pre-qualifying tournament: Slovakia 82, Bulgaria 0.

That's correct: eighty-two goals for Slovakia, none for Bulgaria.

The International Ice Hockey Federation said the result, from a game played Saturday at the tournament in Liepaja, Latvia, set a record score for a women's IIHF-sanctioned event. It was not the all-time record for futility, however; that is still held by Thailand, which lost 92-0 to South Korea in the 1998 Asia-Oceania U18 Championship.

Slovakia, which won all four of its games at the tournament, outshot Bulgaria 139-0, scoring on 58.9 percent of their shots on goal. They averaged one goal every 44 seconds.

Bulgaria trailed 7-0 after 5 minutes, 19-0 after 10 and 31-0 at the end of the first period.

The drubbing capped a woeful showing for the Bulgarian women, who also lost 30-1 to Croatia and 41-0 to Italy in earlier games.

omg... thats hilarious man.

This is why womens hockey needs fighting. after the first 50 goals someones gotta take some pride and turn it into a slug fest.

I can't even imagine how a team can score 82 goals in a game.

The most lop-sided I ever had while playing was 23-2 and that shit was boring.

When I was in Squirts, I had to fill in for our goalie when he has sick. I got scored on 13 times and made 6 saves. They thought putting the fat kid in the net would work, but I got lit up. It was embarrassing. They almost mercy ruled us at the end of the second when it was 10-0. Then, the other team's coach institued a five-pass before a shot rule for his team, and I only faced three shots in the third. And they scored every time. I never had to play goalie again. 

I can't imagine 82 though, that's ridiculous. And Al, I actually saw a fight in a girl's hockey game, but that was due to someone slashing the goalie and a bunch of the girls started pushing each other. There were like 5 ejections.  

lol.. everyone turns to that theory at least once... putting the fattest kid in net.

I heard that the bulgarian team didnt pull their goalie until the 77th goal. That kinda shit is demoralizing , Im not sure I would play hockey again after getting peppered like that.

Yeah, I never even practiced either. I showed up to our game, and the coach was like, hey Andrew, how'd you like to help the team out tonight and play goalie?" And I looked around and realized he was choosing me because I was the fatty in the room.

Our normal goalie wasn't that much better though, I think we lost the next game by like 8, and he cried in the net. At least I never cried, I just talked to myself as I counted down the minutes till the game was over.