I know Hef is old and probably hasn't actually done the sex in decades, but losing one his gfs to Criss Angel. That would suck.

...Sources reveal exclusively to PerezHilton.com that Holly Madison and Hugh Hefner have drifted apart even further recently - as Hef's #1 gets closer and closer to illusionist Criss Angel...

http://perezhilton.com/2008-09-08-trouble-in-shangri-la-2

wait, why has she stuck this long with Heff then? i thought she was it in for the long haul for the $$$.

 

she's hott. 

Well, he does have other girlfriends so maybe she just gave up or maybe that Criss Angel guy hypnotized her. haha.

Or maybe she was more impressed by chriss angel's levitation skills.  

maybe she was tired of hugh's shriveled up junk.