Welcome to the Usain Bolt Appreciation Society!

(All Praise Due To Usain)

This organization is devoted to the man who has made child's play of international sprinting, most recently cruising across the finsih line whilst obliterating the world record and winning a gold medal. He could have run faster, but realized its way more impressive to make a joke of the competition.

To be eligible for membership to the Usain Bolt Appreciation Society, one must simply speak words of praise in this thread, or express a sufficient amount of awe towards the god child.

  (Fuck This Guy)

You also must swear to make Bob Costas your number one enemy. That cracka ass cracka decided to make it his personal mission to explain to America that Bolt did not conduct himself like an olympic champion because he was celebrating before the race was over. But who the fuck is Bob Costas, except a sad, middle-aged tard trying exert cultural hegemony over the black man and attach unnecessary significance to the act of running 100 meters. Amiright?!

And when Usain jogs to victory in the 200m finals, the Usain Bolt Appreciation Society can begin its quest for world domination.

So the question is -- Are you Usain Bolt Appreciation Society material, or just another tard like Bob Costas?

Beating his chest before crossing the line was the best thing I've seen all olympics.

 I only wish he opened the gap further and ran the last 25 meters backwards, while shooting finger pistols at the trailing pack.