People are weirdos.

LONGMONT, Colo. - A man claiming to be a police detective tried to get an adult novelty shop to give him free X-rated videos, saying he wanted to make sure the performers weren't underage, authorities said.

 

He made three tries within nine days last month and was turned down each time. The store manager called police after the third try.

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