Man Humps Bench, Gets Stuck

(7 posts)
Topics: WTF
by pill
565 Posts
workando
2 weeks, 4 days ago
1 year, 3 months ago

man what a dumbass

 

Man Humps Bench, Gets Stuck

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By the time doctors got to work on Xing's predicament (pun intended), it was so swollen that they had to cut the entire bench free and load it into the ambulance with Xing attached. At the hospital, it took four hours to separate Xing from his special bench, and doctors stated that in another hour they would have had to remove his penis.
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http://www.asylum.com/2008/08/11/man-humps-bench-gets-stuck/

by B/|NGER
3064 Posts
Sausage on the brain
4 days, 18 hours ago
1 year, 3 months ago
The crazy people in this world, I tell ya...
by Al
2524 Posts
1 year, 3 months ago
oh man... how horny do you have to be to fuck a public steel bench?!
by Daba
10752 Posts
hopped up out my bed. turn my swag on.
2 weeks, 5 days ago
1 year, 3 months ago
That is unreal.
by margaritaland
69 Posts
1 year, 3 months ago
aaahahahaha, the human animal is amazing.
by Trackrabbit
951 Posts
Can hear a collective rumbling in America.
11 months, 2 weeks ago
1 year, 3 months ago
well the bench is kinda sexy.
by gaelen
8 Posts
takes photos
2 months, 1 week ago
1 year, 3 months ago

I don't know what's worse, this or when I heard on the radio, a few years back, that some guy stuck his penis in a vacuum hose and flipped the power on

 

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