Best music-related Onion article ever?

(6 posts)
Topics: CHRIS CORNELL , HUMOR
by EStan
386 Posts
Feelings are boring kissing is awesome
1 year, 3 months ago
3 years, 6 months ago

It certainly has my vote:

Soundgarden Inadvertently Reunites At Area Cinnabon

 

by mrblackw
48 Posts
3 years, 6 months ago

That's pretty good, but I've always preferred this one:

 

Pitchfork Gives Music 6.8 

by mburr
169 Posts
hates when Jamie Foxx impersonates Ray Charles.
1 year, 10 months ago
3 years, 6 months ago

How can you beat this one?

 

Marilyn Manson Now Going Door to Door to Shock People 

by Johnmel
3 Posts
3 years, 6 months ago
I agree with mrblackw: they got that it perfect with the "Pitchfork Gives Music 6.8" article.
by EStan
386 Posts
Feelings are boring kissing is awesome
1 year, 3 months ago
3 years, 6 months ago

I love the Pitchfork one, but I think the writing of this article was better (napkins for a "later solo project" had me in chest pains). Don't forget this one though:

37 Record-Store Clerks Feared Dead In Yo La Tengo Concert Disaster

 

by Trackrabbit
960 Posts
Can hear a collective rumbling in America.
3 years, 2 months ago
3 years, 6 months ago

I like this one but I am a retard when it comes to posting a link

 

Congress Debates Coolness of Rush 

www.theonion.com/content/node/31604 

 

 

 


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