I saw this last week, but I got another email from a friend that forwarded it.

This guy takes it to a whole new level....

 

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The back story on this is that a girl named Olga was out with her friends in the Marina district of San Francisco (known for being a popular hang out for douches), and she talked to this guy named Dmitri for all of two minutes. Then she gave him her card and said “give me a call.” The above is the messages he left.

 http://www.holytaco.com/2008/06/27/the-douchiest-phone-message-in-history/

 

Oh Jesus, I hate people.

people like him are the reason why i don't talk to strangers.

oh... my... stars.   on the one hand hilarious (and thanks to that olga chick for sharing that hilarity with the world)...on the other hand that's completely creepy insane.

"elegant women are very rare. im greek and im very particular about what i like."

 

lolololol. the marina is the worst. its like the polar opposite in every imaginable way of bed stuy or oakland or watts. whitest...people...ever.

 

 

This is pretty old now... Ebarassingly dude is from Toronto, and apparantly hes used his psuedo fame to launch his website... even if I knew the link I wouldnt post it.

Yeah I heard this a while back. I never thought I'd feel so incredibly sorry for someone who gets approached by "women 6 or 7 times a day." This guys social skills are obviously tweeked

yeah the marina district is like the equivalent of the upper east side in manhattan, although cooler looking.  I mean, if you ever want to find a douche...UES

 

it's too bad too cause the marina has some cool places- palace of fine arts, exploritorium.

Fucking douchebags.

They always have to mess up a nice place.

 

I bet he listens to "Sandstorm" on repeat in his Hyundai Tiberon.

whoa.  seriously? 

I could only listen to about half... thats was too painful!