Oh Al! That's brutal man! I haven't heard of any super bad rafting stories like that on the Ottawa (just the odd canoe or kayak). I hope you feel better in the morning! As for the Market, it's got a couple good watering holes. Chateau Lafayette and Earl of Sussex being my favourites but Paddy Boland's and Heart & Crown are other go-to's. It's about a half hour walk from my current place. Next time I'll try to not be stuck working south of the city.

What degree of alcoholism would going out on a Monday after drinking Thursday through Sunday represent?

 

Dude, where I went to school (UW-Oshkosh, aka UW-Sloshkosh, You Come for the Schooling and Stay for the Drinking) that's about a regular week.

You're fine.

Consider me enabled...

 

I was doing the Thursday through Monday thing for a bit. It was too much for me though.

 

Even drinking last night was too much for me as I have a crapload of stuff to get through including 500+ emails. Bah.

To prevent an early onset case of Korsakoff's syndrome I am going to avoid the bottle tonight... Probably just drink heavily after beer league hockey tomorrow...

I shaved my balls extra tight yesterday.

They feel utltra baby smooth....almost too smooth.

 

 

Thanks Banger. Now I need something to drink.

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My internet was just down for about two hours. I almost lost it.

 

14-yo Boy Drinks Gasoline to be like Optimus Prime

Looks like Transformers has had a similar effect in one boy:

Since my son started to drink gas, his IQ has dropped sharply and now he can't figure out simple addition and subtraction. Before that, he was a very smart boy, and he could even repair the television. But now he does not know the answer of 7 plus 17.

 

I just crapped so hard I started coughing.