What the fuck is wrong with you all?

Nothing. Nothing at all.

 

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nice one

 

School projects that did NOT win...

 

I ended up watching the hockey game at a cougar bar near my place with a buddy of mine.

By the end of the night, there was this old lady probably in her 50's all drunk and shit being mad belligerent. She starts talking shit about everyone on the patio, and then zeros in on me and my buddy calling us faggots. I was like whaaat? At first I tried to ignore the old slag, but she just kept pushing the issue.

What are you supposed to do in this situation? It's an old lady right, so instinct says chill back. But she's calling you a faggot and being mad hateful, so the other instinct is to spit venom back at the bitch.

Anyway I chugged my beer down and figured it's time to exit this hurting bar. As we start to leave grandma classy, starts gettin on us again about how were leaving together and she was right, and more hateful noise.

So I finally snapped. And I turned to her and just started spitting my own hate darts back. Asking her if shes angry cause her leathery old skin dosent make the wood rise anymore, or if shes mad cause her tits hit her belly button when she takes off her bra. After about a minute of telling her she shouldn't be mad just cause her old slag of a pussy can easily fit a watermelon in it, and she should learn to age gracefully... I realise im about to get into a bar fight with a 50 year old woman. So wack.  Before the bouncer can get close enough I muster whats left of my maturity and walk away (stil hearing her crackling voice in the background).

Such a bizzare encounter man... I just had to share.

I think you're supposed to punch her in the face.

Al be beefin with the elderly at Cougar bars!!!

Was it Crocodile Rock by any chance? I be schemin on the elderly at cougar bars...

No not the Croc-Rock. (Though that bar is wack too)

 

I live mid-town... theres a giant chicken on top of the bar I was at.

I'm going through 500+ emails that I received today. Bah.

Let me just point out that if you're urging banner clicks, plugging a movie with Zooey Deschanel in the trailer is genius.

Hey Dave, did you get my e-mail?

Great picture...or greatest picture...

Hahahahahaha. That dude is hilarious.

 

A little background for those of you not in the know:

 

This dude is crazy. He stands on street corners in St. Cloud dressed like that and bobs up and down all day long. When it's crazy cold out, he brings a lawn chair and sits with an action figure version of Superman, and makes him bob up and down all day long.

I'm scared of that guy.