`I just ran/walked 4 miles.

Ready to die.

 145??

Holy crap.

Yeah, you can have some of mine too, daba.

My friends and I ordered our tix for The Dark Knight.

Sunday at 2:30, BABY!

Josh Hamilton just hit 28 home runs in the first round of the home run derby.

Pretty cool.

Yeah, too bad he didn't win.

Everyone there wanted Hamilton to win.

nice one Al.

I got my jump rope in the mail. psyched to switch it up from running1 

I have an attractive mailman-lady.

-Tall

-Slender

-Red hair

-Pretty face

The other day I opened my front door to get my mail (thinking it was already there), but as I opened it she was walking to my house.

I kinda froze because I only had on a white undershirt and white boxers.

I just said hi.

She said hi, smiled, gave me my mail and left.

It's a good thing I don't have subscriptions to porn mags.

No it won't.

She'll probably try to transfer to Ottawa; my area is looking for a new "mailman-lady".

Mailpeople have it pretty good.

I know a mailman, who finishes his route at like 1:30, and sits around doing fuck all for the remainder of the day... plus its a govt job, so the benefits are sweet,only downside I guess are pissy dogs and guys like banger answering the door in their underwear.

... k im goin to the gym.