Ugh.

I actually also got a press release for this from the Key Club:

TONY ROMO joins STEEL PANTHER and serenades JESSICA SIMPSON with a valiant attempt at “Sweet Child O’ Mine” last night at KEY CLUB

Vivica A. Fox, Peter Berg and Tom Morello also in attendance

(West Holllywood, CA; July 8, 2008) – Last night at Key Club, Dallas Cowboys quarterback TONY ROMO joined STEEL PANTHER (formerly Metal Skool) for a rousing rendition of the Guns n’ Roses megahit “Sweet Child O’ Mine” before an audience that included his main squeeze, JESSICA SIMPSON, along with VIVICA A. FOX, "Hancock" director PETER BERG and Rage Against The Machine’s TOM MORELLO.

This was the second time Romo and Simpson – said to be celebrating her July 10th birthday early – joined Steel Panther on-stage. Back in January, the couple joined the band on-stage for a cover of Journey’s “Don’t Stop Believin’.”

STEEL PANTHER (formerly Metal Skool) has been performing to sold out crowds each Monday in West Hollywood for the last eight years.

 http://www.tmz.com/tmz_main_video?titleid=1655754082 

I'm pretty sure you need to be deficient of melanin to remotely care about these two.

...and even then...