What in the crap?

"It's basically like getting a skin graft, but you're not taking skin from your ass or your legs. These guys actually grow the skin for you," he explained. "First you have to give them a sample of your skin, which they then replicate. Once that's been done, they sew it on - and it's seamless."

http://www.hiphopdx.com/index/news/id.7235/title.pharrell-gets-revolutionary-tattoo-surgery

"It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again!"  HAHAHAHA.  Euuuuwww!