52-year-old Marcia Patterson is suing Victoria's Secret claiming her eye was injured from a defective thong.

Patterson is the 52-year-old Los Angeles traffic cop who’s made news by suing Victoria’s Secret for an eye injury she said she suffered because of what she alleges to be a defective thong. The offending garment is a blue bit of fabric with a rhinestone heart forming part of the waistband, connected to the fabric by metal links.

 

“I was putting on my underwear from Victoria’s Secret, and the metal popped into my eye,” Patterson told TODAY’s Meredith Vieira Thursday from Los Angeles. “It happened really quickly. I was in excruciating pain. I screamed. That’s what happened.”

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it's all fun and games till someone pokes their eye out.

... then it's just funny.