Real Talk: Katy Perry Is Hotter than Zooey Deschanel

(4 posts)
by mattycakes
328 Posts
5 months, 2 weeks ago

Screw my indie bona fides, the chemicals in my brain tell me that Katy Perry DUSTS Zooey Deschanel. I mean, ignore the callous homophobia and vacuous songwriting, have you seen Katy Perry?

 

let me talk to you for a minute:

 

 

 

 

This is my cause. I'm a holy warrior for this shit.

by Daba
10742 Posts
hopped up out my bed. turn my swag on.
2 weeks, 3 days ago
5 months, 2 weeks ago
I think Zooey is prettier although Katy Perry has really big boobies.
by h0gy
696 Posts
That's Maury Povich rap, homie I am not the father
4 days, 3 hours ago
5 months, 2 weeks ago
I'd rather make sweet love to Zooey, but I'd rather make Katy sore in the morning...
by h0gy
696 Posts
That's Maury Povich rap, homie I am not the father
4 days, 3 hours ago
4 months ago
every time I see Katy Perry the "Bad Things" theme from True Blood comes to mind...

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