Dolly Parton

"Owens believes the rumor that Parton died from congestive heart failure may have started Friday night. Apparently, a local high school announced Parton's death during its football game."

/site_media/uploads/images/users/daba/me-bermudajpg.jpg Daba

Though she may not be dead, it IS true that she has looked TERRIBLE lately.

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You don't look so great yourself, Ethan! Haha!


Its True... Ethan is not only terrible looking, he likes boys too.

If Dolly dies, are they going to put her fun bags in the rock n roll hall of fame? Those things are legendary


Good call...I really hope her fun bags make it into the rock n roll hall of fame. Or at least the Hard Rock cafe in Scranton. Either way, doesn't everyone agree that Ethan smells like crap?


Yes, I agree.


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