A-Rod on Madonna: “She’s my fucking soulmate, dude”

    Us Weekly’s coverage of the Madonna-Alex Rodriguez love affair has taken a turn towards the romance novel. The latest addition to the saga flashes back six months ago, when a dreamy-eyed, shit-eating grinned A-Rod had dinner with an unnamed friend. Not only did he confess that he was involved with Madonna, but he also mentioned that it was much more serious than, say, teammate Derek Jeter’s affair with Jessica Biel:

    The highest-paid player in baseball then "proceeded to say he was in love with her," the pal tells Us. "I thought he was kidding, but he wasn’t."

    By February, the 32-year-old slugger had upped the ante. "He said, ‘She’s my f–king soulmate, dude,’" the friend tells Us.

     We were initially skeptical of the rumored affair, but now the evidence seems to be overwhelming. If A-Rod were to lose half his wealth in his impending divorce case, Madonna would not be a bad person to take up with on his measly $14 million/year.  [Us Weekly]